St. Peter says, "This isn't Heaven, it's Hell. Want to see Heaven?" Bill nods yes, and they appear in a shady park, with a few old people sitting on benches feeding birds. A gentle breeze blows by, and all is quiet and serene. St. Peter asks Bill, "Well, which would you like?" Bill thinks for a minute, and says, "Well, if this is Heaven, then I'll take Hell."
Instantly he is plunged up to his neck in red-hot lava, the screams of other tortured souls filling his ears. He looks up and sees St. Peter in the waiting room. Bill calls out to him, and says, "Hey! What's going on? Where's the beach? The bikini-clad women? The party?"
St. Peter turns from his Macintosh to face Bill, and says, "That was just the demo."